Are you confused with the hullaballoo surrounding the Radia affair? To help you meet this challenge of our times, my activity partners prepared a few questions. Pick your answers from the multiple choices on offer and SMS them to Wikipedia. (Yes, it's bound to leak to the important people you want to reach).
1): Who is a lobbyist?
a: She/he is a PR person
b: What's a PR person?
c: Ask Niira Radia.
2): Why does Niira spell her name with two "I's?
a: She is superstitious
b: She is obsessed with I
c: She cannot spell
3) Why did Niira come to India?
a: To star in a film made by A. Raja titled "Radia--The Fearless"
b: To see the Taj by torchlight
c: To learn making phone calls in Tamil
4): What are Niira's hobbies?
a: Embroidery---of facts and things
b: Collecting stamps--and VIPs
c: Golf--thinking her phones can't be tapped outdoor
5): What do we know about A. Raja?
a: He is not a Raja
b: He doesn't want to be a Raja
c: He wants to be a Maharaja
6): What does 2G provide?
a: 1.1 lakh crores
b: Improved tonal quality of unwanted calls
c: A lot more than 1G
7): What are 2G and 3G?
a: Generations in the Nehru--Gandhi dynasty
b: Codes for secret Swiss bank lockers
c: 4.4 and 6.2 megahertz along a multi-spectral continuum.
8): Why do we have all these GSM, CDMA, G2, G3?
a: So that the argumentative Indian can argue in alphabets
b: To give Ratan Tata, Mukesh Ambani, Anil Ambani, Rajeev Chandrashekhar and Niira Radia something to do.
c: DKDC (Don't know, don't care)
9): What will happen to Niira now?
a: She'll communicate through a carrier pigeon
b: She'll get a Padmashri
c: Niira who?
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